Argosy Flag Forum

Flag News

Competitions

Flag Chat

General chat about what the flag is doing

Puzzles

Ask for help, or offer hints and tips for the puzzles. [Please note that the hints and tips can be added to the main website pages - please say if you do NOT want this to happen (you will be acknowledged)]

Shoppes and Stalls

Need help with your stall, or want to offer advice? Would you like to discuss prices? Would you like to add your stall to the flag list (Name, what, where)

Memming

Chat and advice about memming

Labour

I need more labour in my stall - please help (Please write who, what, where and pay prices)

Charts

I need a chart of... I have a chart of.... Please don't forget to check your crew's map boat

Ships

For sale, exchange or to buy - say what you have and make sure you give a price

Items

Clothes, swords, furniture..... anything you want to buy or sell. Please give a price

Talk to the King

Have you been very very good, or very very bad? Come talk to the King to get his praise or punishment, or just have a natter!

Princess Mombeard's State Room

Princess Mombeard's Guide to Malachite and the other oceans. Looking for an island to propose on, or an excellent place to discretely bury the dead? Need advice as to the places to forage, or how to mem? Want to know about those other oceans without getting dirty? Come for an audience with Princess Mombeard and heed what she says. (NB If the hat comes off the head, then RUN!)

Prince Mrbones' Smoking Room

Professor Mrbones' School for Sarcasm. Are you unsure whether something said to you was in seriousness or sarcasm? Are you looking for some witty put downs and pick me ups? Then enter here and be prepared to learn from the best. (Please note that Prince Mrbones may choose you to base some examples of his art upon, please let the butler know if you require counselling before you leave)

Princess Teaghan's Distillery

Princess Teaghan's Grammar, Elocution and Intermediary Services. Having difficulty with the pirate and non-pirate language? Unsure when to use Ahoy over Hoy? Need someone to deliver letters to the wealthy and important, or discretely arrange for a pirate all in black to deliver rum truffles to your loved one? Princess Teaghan offers this and a whole lot more. (Be aware that should you try to deceive her, Princess Teaghan will have one more for her "special" skull mug collection)

Lady Tinkkerbelle's Parlour

Lady Tinkerbelle's house of fashion and interior design. Need advice as how to dress to best fit your pet? Looking for an unusual colour combination? Need help on where to place that table? Then come to Lady Tink for advice. (Warning - please use the rope when touring the wardrobes and keep your survival pack with you)

Lady Niobetha's Laboratory

Lady Niobetha's Nailings and other tortures. In need of information or some arm-twisting to get a job? Unsure whether to go for the personal or professional approach? Then let Lady Niobetha guide you! (Warning Any dissatisfaction should be kept well hidden and never spoken of as her Ladyship is well-practised in many dark arts)

Lady Auntyjinxed's Armoury

Lady Auntyjinxed's Rub-down Studio. Are your cannons misfiring? Have your cannonballs become dusty in storage? Do your crew need teaching in the fine art of spit and polish? Lady Auntyjinxed can offer full tutorials including demonstrations on how to produce the best working and most highly polished cannons and cannonballs. (If any snide comments are made or inappropriate suggestions given, Lady Auntyjinxed will call upon Pix the Royal Sword Cleaner for her services)

Lord Beatthebrat's Rum Grotto

Lord Beatthebrat's Club for Retired Pirates. Are you looking to retire from piracy? Do you need to know how to dismantle and repair the wheelchair of a friend? Would you like the secret of a successful ship decorating prank? Dare you learn the parlay that will bring a wench to her knees? If so, Lord Beatthebrats will school you in his noble ways (Beware of flying hats)