Argosy Flag Forum

Flag News

Competitions

Flag Chat

General chat about what the flag is doing

Lookin' Out My Backdoor

What's the view like from your back door or window. Take a photo and post it, and let's share each other's views

Puzzles

Ask for help, or offer hints and tips for the puzzles. [Please note that the hints and tips can be added to the main website pages - please say if you do NOT want this to happen (you will be acknowledged)]

Shoppes and Stalls

Need help with your stall, or want to offer advice? Would you like to discuss prices? Would you like to add your stall to the flag list (Name, what, where)

Memming

Chat and advice about memming

Labour

I need more labour in my stall - please help (Please write who, what, where and pay prices)

Charts

I need a chart of... I have a chart of.... Please don't forget to check your crew's map boat

Ships

For sale, exchange or to buy - say what you have and make sure you give a price

Items

Clothes, swords, furniture..... anything you want to buy or sell. Please give a price

Talk to the King

Have you been very very good, or very very bad? Come talk to the King to get his praise or punishment, or just have a natter!

Princess Mombeard's State Room

Princess Mombeard's Guide to Malachite and the other oceans. Looking for an island to propose on, or an excellent place to discretely bury the dead? Need advice as to the places to forage, or how to mem? Want to know about those other oceans without getting dirty? Come for an audience with Princess Mombeard and heed what she says. (NB If the hat comes off the head, then RUN!)

Prince Mrbones' Smoking Room

Professor Mrbones' School for Sarcasm. Are you unsure whether something said to you was in seriousness or sarcasm? Are you looking for some witty put downs and pick me ups? Then enter here and be prepared to learn from the best. (Please note that Prince Mrbones may choose you to base some examples of his art upon, please let the butler know if you require counselling before you leave)

Princess Niobetha's Laboratory

Lady Niobetha's Nailings and other tortures. In need of information or some arm-twisting to get a job? Unsure whether to go for the personal or professional approach? Then let Lady Niobetha guide you! (Warning Any dissatisfaction should be kept well hidden and never spoken of as her Ladyship is well-practised in many dark arts)

Princess Auntyjinxed's Armoury

Lady Auntyjinxed's Rub-down Studio. Are your cannons misfiring? Have your cannonballs become dusty in storage? Do your crew need teaching in the fine art of spit and polish? Lady Auntyjinxed can offer full tutorials including demonstrations on how to produce the best working and most highly polished cannons and cannonballs. (If any snide comments are made or inappropriate suggestions given, Lady Auntyjinxed will call upon Pix the Royal Sword Cleaner for her services)

Prince Beatthebrat's Rum Grotto

Lord Beatthebrat's Club for Retired Pirates. Are you looking to retire from piracy? Do you need to know how to dismantle and repair the wheelchair of a friend? Would you like the secret of a successful ship decorating prank? Dare you learn the parlay that will bring a wench to her knees? If so, Lord Beatthebrats will school you in his noble ways (Beware of flying hats)

Prince Clydebonnie's Music Room

Looking for a swinging backbeat to help you in your work? Want to find out how to get more meaning in your life? Then you need the musical stylings of Prince Clydebonnie. Here you find the Prince carefully fingering his fretboard before thrashing around to a pumping beat. Approach carefully for to interrupt this maestro at work could mean doom for a subject. When you do get an answer expect it to be delivered with passion.

Princess Nightshade's Boudoir

Did you have some important piece of information but now you have forgotten it? Need to gain confidence in something? The sheer luxury and elegance of this room is enough to take one's breath away, however the welcoming whipping does it far more effectively. With Princess Nightshade using her full complement of assets to coax out the best from you, whether through her cat 'o nine tails or the suggestion of joining her eunuchs Torigu and Caribastos in service, she'll make you go home happy.